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Tired of the mo thing yet? I went to check the mo in the photo nooth today and mo and behold, there was growth … an extra eyebrow, another nose, few more teeth . Some may have the power of the third eye, but for me it’s the power of the all seeing, hairy-caterpillar third eyebrow. Having four nostrils to pick will mean i eventually grow four index fingers – will go well with ma banjo-pickin thumbs

And strangely enough if you google third eyebrow, this is one of the entries: a beat boxing flute man with a mobile eyebrow. Go figure…

Time to stop fluffing round – apparently there are rules for Movember – no joining of the handlebars or the sideburns with the mo… Ticklers are allowed, but again, no joining. The month of grooming the tache I can handle, but the conversations are already hitting a mow point… (argh) My brain is in slow mo (aaarrrggghh!) [Sound of keyboard crunched by forehead].

Ah well, 25 days to go. Pictures tomorrow…

Man, I shouldn’t have had that sausage at the Brighton Neighbourhood week gala this morning. It must have had that Nutty Professor / Klumps Favourite sauce. I thought I was seeing things when the man with the parrot on his shoulder gave me the once-over …

I thought things were going to get out of hand when the man in the black car (with partner / kids in the back) rolled his window down to yell back off **** to the fella in the Mazda 323, but I wasn’t expecting day 3 of movember to end up with me looking like this!! PhotoBooth is fun.

Despite assurances and (faked) indignation, the lady selling the neenish tarts hadn’t included a single drop of condensed milk in the recipe. ugh. Dreaded mock cream imitation. $2.50 – ow!! Kathy reliably informs me all was redeemed when the carrot muffins passed muster … one-all lady, see you next gala!

So that’s the klumps. What’s up with the glurmp? Glurmp is a ditty I slapped together – you can find it at MySpace, along with a couple of others…

Still Tessa enjoyed the puppet show and I wandered about and we got some nice photos. And we bumped into Steve and Sarah and Iris which is always a blast. Imagine seeing facebook buddies in real life.

More later / maybe / …